Real dogs. Big personalities.
Your dog deserves a backstory.
Give us the photos, quirks, and evidence. We turn the whole beautiful mess into an official personality file made for the group chat, the wall, and their growing legend.
Official dog file
Subject: your dog
Photo evidence
Professional assessment
Main character energy, with a minor in unauthorized couch occupation.
3–5
photos tell us plenty
100%
personalized to one dog
∞
ways to explain their behavior
Case workflow
A little evidence goes a long way.
No complicated brief. No awkward portrait session. Just the parts of your dog’s personality you cannot stop talking about.
- 01
Upload the evidence
Send a few favorite photos and any details that deserve to make the permanent record.
- 02
We build the case
We give their habits, drama, delusion, and snack motivation the dossier treatment.
- 03
Share the findings
Choose the format that makes the most sense for your dog’s very public legacy.
Open case files
Choose the format for their legend.
Case intake is open
Good dogs make better stories.
Turn the lovable evidence into something they’ll be remembered for.